Olympic Fire Hazard ..... my xbox live account is ( snobrdr4lfe )

hello hoe my name is Jean Val Jean, i save the world's olympians from fires. listen to my bag pizzle skills

Yo okay here is a good story... Okay, i was walking to burger king yesterday and a 10 feet tall half elephant half turtle came out and i wsa like... omg . He was like hi my name is bobert ... i was like wow you are pokemon number 6,089 ... the last one i need to catch you... goooooo nizziplechew ... attack with tail hump (but elephantturtle was much to powerful for nizziplechew... but i chucked a super pok'e square and caught him ... alas i am a pok'e mon master... my dream has come true !!!!



Here is the best thing that ever happend to me... i was eating cat poop when my friend Sadam Insane rang the el dorrbello (u like that spanish .. oh... what now) he says ... i need to boorow your best pizzok'e mon... i said omg and i killed him later that day i walked to my garden dug to afganastan and talk to my friend osama ... i said yo doggizzle... he said west side and told me to deliver a package to his friend nose pass (he si a pok'e mon) so i get in my pimped out golf cart with spinnig rims and wings and fly to nose pass's house i give him packege and he say i just want bang bang bang , so i did a poke' mon :)

Okay... i was petting my pet armadillo when he said dont pet me so hard it hurts ... so i was like wohh... but i thought you have altra hard protective shell... he was like oh my good you are rite , maybe i hav a altra disease... so 67 seconds later we purchased antobiotics for his altra disease at armodillomedicine.com ... it came in the altra mail about 87.90 seconds later ad he took it and became the altra armadillo man eating gorrila man with 400 legs and 34.90 hearts

Okay this is the story of my past life ...... in my past life i lived on plnet misurenoriaria and i was an okechobe a fat pink animal with a curled tail and a overlarged tounge. my name was leaf wich on misurenoriaria means edible crayon. one day my friend frodoriorio (a snifersweeper witch is an animal wich has brooms all over it and likes to sweep everything in it's path) and i went to the local kitty pool aproximitley 2 feet deep and saw a gigantic white unicorn jump out of the water eating everything in it's way ... so i said yo west side till' we die you stupid unicorn he said really , fahchizzle dogg im on the west side to G... yeah yeah yeah , so i lived happily ever after . but you are probably wondering how i died... remember when george bush chocked on the pretzle i was there too , and i also chocked on a pretzle , but i died.

Aight dog this is a storyizzle ... One day i was walking in the park and there was a turtle had a sing up sheet for somtin... i said yo dog what is this shizzzzznet fo ... he said there is going to be a turtle gang fight today with a capture the flag all energy swords and shotguns match and i was like sign me up. so later it started i drew my shot gun and blasted those other team turtles to ther graveizzles i shot one in the chest and it's kindney came out of his/her (dont no , dint look to see if it had a pee pee) ear. and we won.